The Storyteller says :

The Storyteller says that there are 7 things a woman should not expect out of a relationship:

 1. Togetherness when you want it

 2. Attraction approximately 2.3 yrs later

 3. Vent your frustrations and not listen to the solution

 4. Blindfold him when you want to (particularly around hotter women and generally at other times)

 5. Get him to choose a romantic getaway over the world cup finals

 6. Get desired reaction to a girls' trip only

 7. Romance, just.